Brown M&M

10/10 would smash again

Me: “another round?”
Brown M&M: “yes.”

by KleineBlonde February 15, 2022

Brown M&M

Some one who fucks themselves with a dildo and shits while they are doing it

My step sis is a brown m&m

by Cap_Squid_WW1 March 31, 2022

Brown M&M

The M&M Wilbur Soot wants to f*ck

“I wanna f*ck the brown M&M”
-Wilbur soot

by StrawberryLIVE January 31, 2022

Brown M&M

A seemingly trivial indicator that more potentially serious problems exist in a given situation. Synonymous with "canary in a coal mine"

Originated by the rock group Van Halen in the early 1980's. At the time, Van Halen had an elaborate stage show designed by the band itself, requiring substantial technical expertise to set up. In order to determine if the promoter had actually read - and followed - the contract, a clause stating that a bowl of M&M candies must be provided, with the brown ones removed upon pain of forfeiture of the show at full price. At the time, it was thought that the band was being petty and demanding (a rumor that the band allowed to perpetuate), but the real reason was to set a quality control measure that, if present, would signify that the specifics of the contract weren't being followed, requiring a thorough, detailed inspection of the setup with cancellation (at full pay) soon following after discovery of unsafe conditions.

"Yeah, Diamond Dave threw a fit after he found a brown M&M in the bowl."
"I know, they had to replace the whole floor!"

by emily the cat October 14, 2020

brown m&m

keep her away from wilbur soot

i wanna f the brown m&m -wilbur

by rubyrqse January 30, 2021

brown m&m

oh no run

Wilbur is gonna chase you for that brown M&M

by simplolsmh February 13, 2021

brown m&m

oh no there is the brown M&M keep it away from Wilbur

me: leaves brown m&m on my table -

Wilbur soot: intense breathing noises-

by simplolsmh February 13, 2021