Definitions by ASW27

Brown Ballerina 

Where your finger penetrates the toilet paper whilst wiping the rectum after a bowel movement.

I’ve just had a Brown Ballerina.

Brown Ballerina by ASW27 April 18, 2021

immaculatum 

A poo that requires no wipe

Alright lads? I’ve just had an immaculatum.

immaculatum by ASW27 April 10, 2021