(noun, plural)
1. Bros that have been in contact, whether purposely or inadvertently, with another bro's testicles.
2. Two friends that are as close as two balls in a sac.
3. Like a larger scale version of Eskimo Brothers. Two friends that have had sex with girls that are related to each other.
1. Bros that have been in contact, whether purposely or inadvertently, with another bro's testicles.
2. Two friends that are as close as two balls in a sac.
3. Like a larger scale version of Eskimo Brothers. Two friends that have had sex with girls that are related to each other.
Hey, did you know that I used to fuck a girl who was cousins of a girl who used to fuck him? We're Brotums for Life!
by saltybubblegum March 29, 2017
Get the Brotums mug.Etymological history of the term brotus stems far back into the time of the Roman Empire. It is a modern day spin off based on the character description of Brutus, who was the famous assassin of Caesar. To be a brutus to someone is to stab them in the back and show no respect for them. Brotus is the antonym to the word brutus which, is a term that can be described as brotherhood. When someone is close friends with someone they are considered to be their brotus. The term brotus is the masculine version of term. The feminine version of the word is brotusette, and the plural masculine is brotusi.
John: "Is this guy you brought with legit?"
Sampson: "Oh yeah, he's my brotus, we go way back. He's good shit."
Sampson: "Oh yeah, he's my brotus, we go way back. He's good shit."
by Joseph Ihrke March 23, 2008
Get the brotus mug.A stretched bag of skin surrounding a pair of implanted breasticles. Formed when a implant recipient chooses implants too large for their quantity of skin. Quite common in cheap porn and poor sluts.
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Get the brotus mug.When you make a status about your best friend (just that one best mother fucking friend to the end and beyond that) on FB and tag them and they do the same for you. Usually comes after you and said bro have a deep conversation about how good bros you are.
(insert name) Best Friend since kindergarten, through Wolftrap, through Kilmer when we both went to different schools, and now. Next year is going to be sick. Cant wait for your ass at Marshall
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by BrOMaStA April 8, 2011
Get the Brotus mug.First Gentleman of the United States. Comes from the acronym for the First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS), but this (for obvious reasons) fits better than the acronym FGOTUS.
A: Yo, did you hear that Hillary lost the election?
B: Yeah, guess Bill Clinton won't be the first BROTUS after all...
B: Yeah, guess Bill Clinton won't be the first BROTUS after all...
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