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Brother Joe 

One who has no talents or skills and relies on the welfare from a family member (usually little brother), for income, housing, and modicum of attention. These individuals refuse to work and will often mistake this welfare for personal success and attribute their misgivings to minorities.
"That bum is a total Brother Joe"

"C'mon dude he's not that bad, at least he sells cans for a living"
Brother Joe by jimboboraqio September 11, 2016
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Brother Joe 

A person who expresses a misguided conception of masculinity (often involving racism and threats of violence) in order to hide their gay sexual orientation from others. These individuals often adopt “tough guy” personas such as bikers or rockers, and dress as such in a manner similar to cosplaying.
“There was this guy in my neighborhood who was always wearing Sons of Anarchy merch and threatening people with his brothers guns. But then we found out he was struggling internally with his sexuality; he was a Brother Joe the whole time.
Brother Joe by ProfessorChipperson September 21, 2018

Brother Joe 

A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.
Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.
Brother Joe by alfredoalfonso September 10, 2016

Brother Joe 

A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.
Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.
Brother Joe by Nnn3RVO September 11, 2016

Brother Joe 

A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.
Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.
Brother Joe by alfredoalfonso September 10, 2016

Brother Joe 

One who is exceptional in the sport of the mud wrestling, due to the fact of having four eyes from the glasses he's wearing.
Tim- Where is Brother Joe?
Bert- He is probably just mud wrestling.

Mckenzie- My cousin is competing tonight!
Tom- Where?
Mckenzie- At the National Mud Wrestling Tournament!
Brother Joe by withabottleofjack February 5, 2010

cool brother joe 

An asshole from canada who thinks he can rap....but he can't
Oh man Cool Brother Joe can't rap for shit man.
cool brother joe by Sheibe Bitch August 22, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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