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Broprah Moment 

1: When your chilling with the bros and everyone starts talking about their feelings as if they were on the Oprah show
1:
broA "... so yeah man ive been really sad lately, i mean i cried alot last night when sally broke up with me"

Bro B "its alright Bro, things are gunna get better"

broC "yeah bro that happened to me last month, i cried for three days straight"


2: "chad and i had a total broprah moment last night when we talked about our feelings"
Broprah Moment by A.Anderson February 8, 2009

Brobrahski

A mixture of bro,brah,broski, and brahski. Commonly used by people who are "stoked" out of their minds, or by douche-bag fraternity members. Typically spoken with a "beach bum, surfer" accent.

Brobrahski as a noun- A person that wears backward visors, pooka shell necklaces, or someone who is simply, SUPER STOKED!
Mike: 'sup dude
Brobrahski: You want to go get some brewskis borbrahski?!
Mike: It's only 9 in the morning dude.
Brobrahski: who cares bro i was hoping you would be as stoked as me, but i guess not. bro.


Trevor Lord: What's up brobrahski?!
Brobrahski by Mitch and Mike April 8, 2009

Brobrahnic Plague 

The Brobrahnic Plague. Usually used in relation to bros in abundance, or in relation to most frat houses. Constant audible usage of the words bro, brah, pussy, fagot, dude, tight, and sick. Beer pong tournaments, afflicted or tapout t-shirts, backwards fitted baseball caps, bud light, and biddies.
"Damn son, it's the mother fucking brobrahnic plague up in this bitch... and look at all these biddies."
Originating from legends of a mysterious and lost soul who would moan, "Brooo Brahhh," whenever someone would back out of a commitment they made, brobrah is a term for backing out of a commitment.

brobrahing dates as far back as the stone age, where cavemen would make commitments to go hunting with their best cavemen buddies, but would back out at the last second and brobrah the rest of the group.

Today, brobrahing is still a severe issue, as people will commit to things on facebook or through text messages and brobrah later with either no excuse, or a very poor excuse.

Examples of Brobrahing
Mike: Yo, Jake, you coming over later?
Jake: Yea man! I'll see you at 6.

~~later at 5:30pm~~

Jake: Uhh, hey Mike, I can't make it, my uhh, dog is chasing its tail or something...
Mike: What the fuck Jake! Don't brobrah me!
John: Is Jake brobrahing you?
Mike: He's brobrahing me!
Jake: Sorry man..
John: Brooo Brahhh
brobrah by BROGI September 19, 2014