Bronson

1.Pain in the ass
2. Really cute boy
3. Douche Bag
4. Really really hot!!
5. I'd tap that
6. Totally kissable
7. Big dick
8. Acne face
9. Nice ass
10. Highly perverted

Bronson:*walks over to a hot chick, taps her on shoulder* "hey are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten l see"

Hot chick: *turns around* "are you a bank? Because you should leave me a loan. " *turns back around*

Bronson: " ahhh oh damn she's feisty, but that's the way I like ehm!" *grabs hot chicks ass*

Hot chick: "oh you like that bad boy? Well how do you like this!?" * kicks Bronson in balls*

Bronson: *cries on ground. In fetal position, while cupping his balls*

Hot chick: *laughs and walks away with friends*

by Who dat Girl? December 31, 2014

Bronson

A beer. Usually given to you by one of your bros.

Grab me a bronson out of the fridge.

by KyFace March 4, 2017

Bronson

Smacking a woman in her vagina

She wouldn't shut up so I gave her a bronson

by Adt2chaos December 13, 2016

Bronson

Reference to cocaine . Cocaine is often referred to as ‘Charlie ‘. If we change that to ‘Charles’
And then think about it for a bit...... you will get it.
Used as a code word wh n ordering over the phone

Yo man, have you seen mr. Bronson lately ?
I’ve been meaning to catch up with him.

by timbo6969 December 27, 2018

Bronson

a male, while receiving oral sex ejaculates with such intensity that when it hits his partner in the face they pull back with a "whip lash" effect. This resembles being shot in the face by 70's action star Charles Bronson, hence the term "Bronson"

Last night I had Heather give me a blow job. I guess it had been a while because when I let loose, well, I guess you could say I gave her the ol bronson. And yes, she's gonna need a cervical collar for a few days!

by Speciman June 26, 2018

Bronson

Rhyming slang for Cocaine. Charles Bronson -> Charlie -> Cocaine

Yo man I just chopped up some himalayan lines of Bronson

by pdizzee July 23, 2008

Bronson

A reference for marijuana. Due to Charles Bronson's die hard relentlessness to kill any form of low-life scumbag (i.e. druggies) that crosses his path; one uses the word Bronson as subtle way of keeping the topic of getting/smoking weed on the down-low. Thus the use of Bronson is out of fear and respect to the ungodly wrath that the real Charles Bronson would bring; as well as fact that weed tends to fuck you up, just as the real Charles Bronson would most certainly do. Shortly, Bronson is a concept in which a stealthy,secretive, and meticulous plan of action is orchestrated; thus you use Bronson to convey your plan of action to acquire/use weed without anyone the wiser.

For instance: If you’re on the phone in the presence of a loved one or the police you can't talk about weed, but if you implement "Bronson" suspicion should dissipated:

i.e. - "Hey man, I was wondering if you have seen that Charles Bronson movie yet. If not wanna watch it with me?" (Did you smoke yet? If not, lets burn a fatty!)

i.e. - "Hey man, I was wondering if you know where I might find Bronson? I haven’t been able to get in touch with that wily bastard for a minute." (Where can I find some weed? I haven’t been able to get any, no matter how hard I've tried, for the longest time.)

i.e. - "Hey Man, that Bronson Dude kicked my ass last night!" (Man, I was fucking high last night!)

by E-Bombs March 6, 2009