Verb: to bro down; Noun: a bro down
pronunciation: Brauh Daaaaooooon
An event which occurs when a group (2 or more) of men convene in a suitable place in which the following acts occur:
- consumption of alcohol
- fist pumping
- one or more of the individuals must be bare chested
- watching movies / playing video games
- talking about sports
- verbal abuse of females
- no anal sex
- calling each other a bro
The bro down is designed to create a comfortable environment where attendants are made to feel comfortable, but there must be no anal sex.
PLEASE NOTE: No bitches must be present at the bro down.
Bro-Downs can only be said to occur when females are conspicuously absent from an extended session of boozing.
The term 'bro' is an abbreviated form of 'brother'.
The more bros present, the more severe the bro-down.
Bro downs are characterized by an increasing level of sexual angst that correlates directly to the amount of time bro-ing it down and volume of booze consumed. They will almost certainly include, but are not limited to: a fight, challenges of strength, discussion of the last girl you gave a salty pirate or donkey punch to, accusations of homosexuality, and eventually a trip to a peeler, snap off parlour, or rub'n tug.
"Dude, we fucking bro'd it down hard last weekend."
"I hope I never see you fuckers again. That bro down was too fucking long."
"Every time we bro it down like that the Pulhams pull their dicks out and get us in a fight."
"If I don't stop bro-ing it down with you fuckers I'll never get laid."
An occurrence when two generally heterosexual males engage in casual erotic interactions with one another, usually involving handjobs and blowjobs but not anal sex. This sometimes occurs when female sexual company is not available, or at times as a gesture of straight male comraderie and friendship, or appreciation of phallus not involving any romantic implications. This is especially common among members of fraternities in college settings.
After the football game, a few beers, and some hits from the bong, Danny and Stephen decided that Saturday night would be a great time to watch some porn and then bro down.
to hang one-on-one with someone, burn copius amounts of weed, do pills, homemade drugs, abuse chemicals found at most wal-marts and listen to jay z (for effect).
"yo, deng, check that tite faux-naggah with thems sweet-ass reeboks he touches up with white spray paint.... think i'n gonna see if he gotz any crunk snort and wantsta bro down."