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a male person who is usually blood related who has very close bonds to you . or a very close friend that is dear to your heart and a person you would do anything for .
#1 : were so good friends
#2 : yeah ino your like a bro to me
by know.it.all August 10, 2011
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Bros ruin everything they touch. They are deeply racist, yet vulture-ize black culture with attempts to be "down", while living as far from any ghetto as humanly possible. It's because they seek danger, or the illusion of it.

A Bro Ho? What is a Bro Ho, you might be asking. A Bro Ho is also known as a Blouser: "Those girls with blonde hair with dark streaks in it, ugg boot wearing, mini skirt flaunting, too much makeup, a wife beater in 30 degree weather, a trucker hat while wearing the above-stated outfit...and they're passed out after two drinks." The Bro Ho is the favorite target of the Bro, and when he finds this target he is able to reproduce rapidly, in much the same way as a layer of scum on the underside of a rowboat.

But, as important as sex is, his transport (or his "whip" or his "ride") is always a Bro's number-one priority. The Bromobile is central to one's sense of Bro-ness, and that mode of transport is almost always a truck. A monstrously inefficient, raised and modified American pickup that is in inverse proportion to its owner's penis.

And speaking of penises, Bros have also brought the concept of homophobia to a new level. You see, they love play fighting, tackling their mates, and joke incessantly about each other's wieners. But they will claim that there is no connection whatsoever between their overuse of the term "faggot", their intense desires for close physical kinship with their pals, and their own closeted Bromosexuality.

A substantial portion of the Bro population enjoys daydreaming too, and often these daydreams influence the way they speak and act. Bros everywhere can identify with Marshall Mathers, someone who committed identity theft and made millions as the fantasy rapper "Eminem". Members of the Bro tribe like to think that they will also be looked upon with as much respect if they not only act hostile and indifferent toward everyone around them, but take it one step beyond as full-fledged "gangsters" in their own tree-lined suburbs. And if they live life in the fast lane, the way Eminem appears to, they'll achieve immortality -- or at least get more action. Some members of the Bro subspecies find Eminem a bit soft though, and prefer the more street-oriented sounds of The Kottonmouth Kings, who grew up -- like their fans -- in the lily white suburbs on a strict diet of the kind of sickening violence rampant in nearly every white, middle class household. When a Bro pops a KMK cd in his truck stereo he instantly feels as though his entire ghetto is riding shotgun and watching his back.
So, cruising down the street with a cell phone in one hand, ringing up a bootie call, eating beef jerky, and trying to stay in one lane, Bros are determined to leave their mark on society. While some might think they are merely a passing fad, I regard Bros as the
by Shifty C August 29, 2007
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a usually white young male, found commonly in places like san bernardino county in california, as well as orange county. always, without exception, drive big lifted trucks, often white. has the name of their crew or whatever in big white letters on their back window (ie, "skin", "metal mulisha". wear: trucker hats off center, plug earrings, sunglasses, wife beater shirt or no shirt, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks, skater shoes or those black corduroy slipper things, have a lot of tatoos of things like stars.
my neighbor is a bro. hes got the lifted loud truck, wears the stuff, and even has a confederate flag hanging from his rearview mirror.
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A person who would give you the shirt off his back if he doesn't want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can always trust to be there for you, unless he's got something else going on.
You really helped me out of a tight spot man. You are my Bro for the rest of time.
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No definitions have yet mentioned the Midwest bro's in particular, but broism has become rampant in the Midwest. They are on every Big Ten campus (especially frats.)

This particular variety of bro always drinks the cheapest beer or liquor and may or may not smoke weed.

The clothes they wear might not be as expensive as the clothes people wear on the coasts, but these bro's are still wearing the most expensive clothes that they can. They also pimp their rides out as much as they can. They compete with money the same way, even if they have less of it.

Hobbies are the same-- weightlifting, pick-up basketball, golf, and especially, frolf.

Even though they behave as belligerently and are as disrespectful towards women as bro's anywhere else, they go to church once or twice a month. They are obsessive sports fans and if they go to a larger college (especially Big Ten) they will attend literally every home football game (if not every away game) and a very high amount of basketball games as well. They will be drunk for every game.

Chicago is bro central for the midwest, but Minneapolis/St. Paul has many bro's as well. Universities in Ohio are also notorious for bro's especially OSU and Miami U.

Don't believe you are safe from the bro stereotype if you move to the midwest!
Female one: "Ugh, why are there so many bro's at that party?"

Female two: "Yeah, it feels like we're still in San Bernadino."
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A Bro; Socal Trash; Broseph, Dude-Bro, Bro

This species of usually white sometimes hispanic male can be found in consentrated herds in southern california. Areas in the "valley", Anywhere inbetween Barstow, Victorville, Apple Valley, San Dimas Covina/West Covina, Anahiem, San Bernadino, Fontana...etc

A dead giveaway that you have spotted a bro if you can smell the AXE body spray from the lifted Dodge/Ford next to you. They often refer to women as "Ho's" "B*tches" "cunts" "dick practice". Bro's also pride themselves in their "im such a dick!" attitude. It's kind of a way of setting themselvs apart from the rest of us who might actually have some respect for traffic laws, women, and the general public. Thats right, it's kind of hard to hold a conversation when the BRO next to you is blaring that annoying I hate everything especially my parents and my ex girlfriend music, or whatever music that makes them feel like such a "badass" and sound from his truck is shaking your car.

Bro's wear wonderfully matching clothes, it actually looks like their little sister wanted to play dress-up but whatever. Flat-Bill Caps, Wife-Beaters, those retarded looking skaters shoes that make it look like your feet are like 4 inches long, high black socks, Dickies pants or shorts, never less than 4 peircings, usually have facial hair (goatee, beard) the fat bro's dig the beard hides the fat face and gives them a more "look at me! i'm a hardcore biker lookin guy. Ya! im such a DICK!" Tattoos. shaved head or spiked hair all the way around, Clothing companies are always a dead giveaway, Hurley, Osiris, Etnies, Skin, SOCAL, RockStar, VolCom, Element, DC, DVS, Independent, West Coast Choppers, OC Choppers...etc. These companies are always plastered in stickers all over thier Bro-mobiles. Usually on the back window.

Bro lingo: "Dude", "Bro", "Dude-Bro", "Hey Bro", "Hey Brah", "Yo Bro", "Yo Brah", "Sup Bro", "Sup Brah", "You Hangout?"(a great pick up line), "Party?", "Sh!tfaced", "T-rashed", "D-G.A.F"(dont give a ****) "D!ck" "F*ck YOU BRO!" "F*ck OFF!", "Badass!", "SIIICK","Gnarly","Tight!"Fer-Sure Bro", "That sh!t was hella tight bro", "Pussy!"

How to protect yourself:
What I always do,
When one is spotted, be sure to alert your friends that your with. Yell at one friend "Dude!" and the other one confirms with a "Bro!" keep that going for about 30 seconds, it takes them awhile to catch on.

Bro's are hilarious. The Socal toughguy that will give you the finger(which he practices in the mirror before bed and when he is about to go out and cruise). Drives a big lifted truck with straight-piped exahust for that extra touch that lets you know he's coming and he's a dick. Cut's you off in traffic and gives you a long glance through his $20 sunglasses he purchased from Saleem at the 7-11. Revs his engine so your baby will start crying in the back seat. He laughs. Turns up his angry music, to let you know he had a bad day at school and he's pissed. as he is leaving the light he will probably take a chug of his Rockstar or his Monster Energy Drink, lick his toungue out between his two fingers and show you his toungue ring, letting you know he is a Dick, sexually expirenced and a badass, therefore you want him, or want to be like him. Bro 1: "Ya bro, he/she wants me" Bro 2: "Fer-sure brah". It doesnt matter if it's a guy, if he turns him on, thats bro points for him. Gay is kind of a flexible word these days.

Bro's usually never work, or if they do it's some pawn-ass job at a skate board shop, or changing oil at a Jiffy Lube. They always appear rich, but really, their clothes, trucks, and colonge are all purchased on a credit card that their parents gave them.

For some strange reason bro's have a strong female following. Probably because they "seem" dangerous and HOT!!!11one OMG sO HaWt!!!11one. But really, the whole adventureous badass sickass attitude is really just them being retarded, acting like 7 year olds on crank to hopefully earn the attention of a select "Hottie" or a "Big Bro" (a bro that they hang around with that is like the Main Bro, they all one day want to be as badass as this guy)He did 1 year at Citrus Community College.... Real men are Wild, dangerous, adventureous and fun guys.

Bro's, are posers, assholes and nut-sacks whose balls never dropped. They seem like everything out the outside, money, freedom, fun, but it's all a big shell. None of them actually know how to man up to a real situation or how to enjoy the presence of a decent young woman. "Hey, nice ass...b!tch" really doesnt cut it. Having fun to a Bro is getting wasted, and the rest he really doesnt matter. Mabey racing side-by-side down Glendora Mountain and trying to jump from another truck to another. Or getting drunk and trying to get cops attention by pulling up next to them and throwing beer cans at them trying to race all while giving them the finger and screaming D-G.A.F BRO!

So my point is, it's not the clothing that makes a bro, it's the fake attitude, of this hardcore hardass who wears only black and white and acts like he is invincible. See, bro's wear skater clothes, how many of them actually skate? You arent a bro for wearing hurley or Dc Shoe.
"Look at those trucks in that parking lot and all the people out next to them, Thats what we like to call a brodeo, it's when they meet a location or "local" if your too bro to speak normal english. And they take their underage girlfriends and drive around from their location for about an hour and then drive back up to the hills to have a party which ends up in some type of guy-guy, girl-girl, guy-guy-girl sex. just a brodeo, happens all the time."

"Wow that guy is Bro'd out"
"If their an AXE factory in this mall?, nah, it was just that dude-bro that walked by"
"Look at that bro who parked his brodozer parked sideways in that parking lot taking up 4 spaces"
"F*cks up bro, tryin' to get faded?"
"We got so T-rashed last night in the desert, ya me to brah, I got head like 6 times and once when I was chugging a bottle of Vodka, god im so f*ucking cool!"
by I Jackson January 21, 2008
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Bros are a type of white male between the ages of 16-24. They originated in Southern California during the early 2000s, but are now prevalent in most major cities throughout the US and Canada. They are characterized mainly by their frequent use of the word "bro" to describe other males who are actually unrelated to them, but can be noted by many other distinguishing features such as:

1. A brightly colored Abercrombie and Fitch polo (often pink) worn with the collar popped
2. A Livestrong bracelet
3. A trucker hat, worn either backwards or tilted to the side
4. A pair of gino sunglasses, most likely purchased from Armani Exchange for $39.99, and often worn indoors / in non-sunny weather
5. Being overly tanned, to the point at which it is apparent they spend several days a week at the tanning salon
6. Hair with too much gel in it
7. Working out all the time and wearing overly tight shirts to make it look like they are more jacked than they actually are
8. Frequent use of the words "chill" and "sweet"
9. Liking Family Guy better than the Simpsons
10. Listening to a combination of soft rock (Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Dave Matthews), the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and some rap.
11. Ripped jeans for formal attire and track pants for informal attire
12. The excessive use of cologne and axe body spray

There are several "bro repellants" available to the common North American young man:

1. Listening to thrash metal, grunge metal, or classic rock
2. Using words longer than six letters
3. Staying away from Laguna Beach, Malibu, or any other towns with names that are printed on Hollister shirts
Bro #1: Yo bro, let's go chill at Laguna beach bro, but first we have to work on our tans bro, I hear Lauren Conrad is gonna be there bro.

Bro #2: Sweet bro, sounds chillin' bro, let's do it up bro.
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