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Briefcase wanker 

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A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.
"You briefcase wanker!"

"Stop being a briefcase."

"What are you doing Ben, you brief."
Briefcase wanker by brianurlacher54 December 16, 2008
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Briefcase Wanker 

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When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.
You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!
Briefcase Wanker by PlayMakeReview July 17, 2021
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Briefcase wanker 

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a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students
see him? hes a briefcase wanker!
Briefcase wanker by inbetweenerLover October 21, 2011
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Briefcase Wanker 

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A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.
Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
Briefcase Wanker by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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