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Bridgewater Raritan Middle School 

Located in Bridgewater, NJ, literally tucked in between neighborhoods/wooded areas and in between interstate 287 north. 1000+ kids. Has stricter than ever assistant principals who literally will call you out for the littlest things like not eating lunch in your assigned cafeteria, evil lunch ladies who hover around your lunch table like every few minutes making sure nobody starts a food fight or the like. Some teachers will not be afraid to bombard you with homework every single night to the point it’s too overwhelming. If you get locked out of the locker room for gym because you were late then too bad too sad because then the gym teachers just are quick to give out zeroes to kids who don’t change. Has nosy gym teachers who hover over you while you are trying to change for gym to make sure you are actually changing. You get assigned to one of the two cafeterias to eat lunch in all year, no switching back and forth or the assistant principals will catch you. On the bright side your two years at this hell hole will include two overnight trips which are actually really fun and way more fun than actual learning. Otherwise it’s two long years you're stuck at this place though it may go by quick until you are free at last at graduation. Then it’s Bridgewater Raritan High School
8th grader: you excited about going to Bridgewater Raritan middle school?
6th grader: I guess you can say so. I’m not ready for the large amounts of homework!
8th grader: It won’t be as bad as you think it is, trust me!
6th grader: *says no more*
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Bridgewater Raritan Middle School is a school in New Jersey populated by a mostly old staff, evil lunch aids, a unpersonable, unopenminded, conservative principal, and many attention seeking, image obsessing students. The students mostly where Abercrombie, Vinyard Vines, Pink, Under Armer and Nike articles of clothing. The school is filled with multiple different demographics, like...

1. Richies: The spoiled brats in mostly what's none as the, "Crim area" Which ironically recently had stabbing by a 20 something year old to his two parents.

2. Ghetto kids: Kids who live in the Bradley Gardens/JFK area aka the ghetto of Bridgewater. The kids in this area mostly are or act like they are thugs besides the random spots of wealthy neighborhoods.

3. Populars: mostly consist of the cheerleaders, football players, lacrosse players, and baseball players. Popularity is also based off of students Instagram feed and amount of likes received.

4. The Chindians: chindian is the nickname for all the Bridgewater Raritan Asians, all of which are in orchestra and band, in all excellerated classes and are the future leaders of the world.
Person 1: Hey Asian kid. You go to Bridgewater Raritan Middle School right? right?

Person 2: Yeah my homework is overwhelming from all my E classes.

Person 1: Oh you most be a chindian, you do orchestra or bad too right?

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026