Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher is the Middle Linebacker of the Chicago Bears and a 4-time Pro Bowl participant.
He's one of the fastest, strongest and hardest Linebackers of the Nfl.
He's called the "Monster of the midway", and really deserves this name.

Coach to a player: "Man, you just played like an Urlacher!"

Brian Urlacher by PT February 16, 2005

Brian Urlacher

middle linebacker for the chicago bears in their 4-3 defense (4 on the line, 3 backers). Considered a hard hitter and one of the upper-echelon LBs in the Nfl. However, as those who watched the bears-steelers game in the 2005-2006 season, brian urlacher is simply a footrug for the great jerome bettis, future hall of famer.

Oh man, theres brian urlacher! i bet hes going to crush jerome bettis's skull into approximately 27 pieces!
... oh, shit, urlacher just got trampled by the bus, giving up a touchdown. maybe next year, lovie smith (coach of the bears)

Brian Urlacher by Hajari April 9, 2006

Brian urlacher

Most overrated linebacker in the NFL. Has never led the league in tackles and only has created one turnover since the 2003 season. Also the worst Defensive Player of the since the award has been given.

Wow!! Brian Urlacher is overrated!! He is very good at getting run over by Jerome Bettis!

Brian urlacher by BenzoJohnny July 31, 2006

A Brian Urlacher  

A humorous sexual position in which reference to Professional Football Player Brian Urlacher is used.

In order to give a woman a Brian Urlacher or Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.

It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.

A Brian Urlacher by JH,RK,CF December 14, 2008

A Brian Urlacher 

A sexual position in which reference to Professional Football Player Brian Urlacher is used.

In order to give a woman a Brian Urlacher or Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.

It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.

A Brian Urlacher by JH,RK,CF December 9, 2008

Bryan Urlachered 

To described when someone has been tackled into a severe coma...

Madden: HOLY SHIT!!! He just Bryan Urlachered the hell out of that guy!

Bryan Urlachered by theMANbrad February 9, 2010