Brian G 

He's a saint. Like probably the best person you've ever met- on the outside. To all of your friends. To you in public. BUT in reality? He's a conniving evil mastermind plotting for world domination. This is a world domination that he'll never experience though, as he's a weak ass lil bitch. He locks you out of your apartment and forces you to sleep elsewhere. He drinks all your beers. He'll probably fuck your mom.

"Is that Brian G?"
"Yeah what a nice guy."

Brian G by ThotfulBro September 22, 2017

boom brian girled 

A state of belligerent inebriation (generally induced off of a combination of liquor and 1 or more other mood altering chemical). A person who is boom brian girled has little control over their actions, often creating mayhem and pandemonium for people who happen to be near him or her. Their moral framework is rendered completely null and void as they commit shameless, vile, and often illegal acts.

S: Man what happened to you last night? You threw up on the birthday girl and tried to blame me!

C: Yeah... I was just boom brian girled I tell you. Straight girled.

boom brian girled by shadowca222 December 12, 2012

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Brian Griffin...he's one crazy dawg!

brian griffin by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005

Brian Griffin 

Brian is the family's dog on FOX's hit cartoon, Family Guy. Brian talks, walks on two feet, enjoys martinis, and goes to college, but is, well, still a dog and not just by appearance. He has many dog habbits such as eating garbage, licking himself and being afraid of the vacuum cleaner. Brian is often the voice of reason in the family, frequently reminding Peter how stupid his ideas are. Despite the fact that he is a dog, Brian dates human women regularly. His past love interests have included bulimic, stereotypical "dumb blonde" Jillian Russell, Lauren Conrad, real-life star of the reality show The Hills, Tracy Flannigan, the mother of his illegitimate son, Dylan, and Rita a middle-aged woman whom he proposed to. Other than humans, Brian also dated Carter Pewterschmidt's greyhound Sea Breeze, who is assumed to be pregnant with Brian's puppies, but that the real father turns out to be Ted Turner, as stated in Screwed the Pooch.

Lois: Brian, your home early, what happened to your date?
Brian Griffin: The same thing that always happens. She was an idiot.

Brian: You are really pretty
Girl at Bar: Thanks
Brian: You know, uh, I wrote a book
Girl at Bar: What's that?
Brian: It's like a long magazine
Girl at Bar: Huh?
Brian: It's like the Internet made out of a tree
Girl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?
Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that

Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighters.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.

Brian Griffin by fantasy. December 24, 2009

Brian Griffin 

A beloved cartoon character that got ran over by some asshole, and now he's dead.

Brian Griffin : I love you all.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
Chris : Mom, is he ...
Lois : Yes Chris, *sobs* our Brian is dead.

Brian Griffin by Wyzzy November 30, 2013

Brian Griffin 

The 7 year old (dog years) family dog in the show Family Guy. Altough he is the family pet, he is the only one who actually has a sense of class in the family, but he often known for drinkng lots of martinis and getting drunk. He had a crush on Lois, but that was cleared when they talked it over.

Brian Griffin is one classy character

Brian Griffin by d'fo March 28, 2004

brian griffin 

A sexy beast from the show Family Guy. He is a witty dog that drinks martinis. He is also hot.

Brian Griffin got me into bestiality because he is hot.

brian griffin by Hot Dog March 23, 2005