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LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER SAYS HE IS BETTER THAN KEVIN ANNAS AND THAT IS NOT TRUE. BETTER THAN PERFECT. IS HOT, SEXY, AND HAS A HUGE PENIS, IS A SWEETHEART AND IS THE NICEST PERSON I KNOW HE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU EVEN IF YOU DON´T NEED IT AND WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU DO. IF YOU MEET THIS MAN YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY BECAUSE HE IS THERE FOR EVERYONE AND WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. HE IS ALSO REALLY SMART EVEN THO HE SAYS HE IS NOT. REALLY STRONG AND THE GREATEST FRIEND OR BOY FRIEND YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS THE BEST AND IS BETTER THAN KEVIN IN EVERY WAY. HE IS THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS A NERD IN THE BEST OF WAYS AND WILL WATCH MOVIES ALL DAY WITH YOU MAKING EVERYTHING FUN WITH BRETT

Ethan: hey did you talk to BRETT BAKER at all.
Jared: yes i did talk to BRETT BAKER.
random person: who is Brett baker.
BRETT BAKER: hello my friends.
random person: omfg its BRETT BAKER.
me: yes he is our lord and savior.

brett baker by BRETT is better than Kevin March 13, 2019

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Brett Baker

A man with an unusually large ass

Jared: Have you seen Brett Baker lately?
Kevin: Yeah that man's ass is fatter than anything known to man.
Jared: I know right

Brett Baker by Lil Reatard April 3, 2019

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Bret Baier

adjective; a person who looks or acts like superman.

"Woah man, that's so Bret Baier of you!"
"You've been doing so many heroic things lately. That's incredibly Bret Baier!"

Bret Baier by emliastoenails April 5, 2022

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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