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brena's big forehead

a biiiig chunk of bone covered by hairy skin. this belongs to an obnoxious gurl called brena monica c. she is very mean and has a fat head but no brain and is very uwu cat gurlie she always says uwu so cyuuuuutieeeee all the time being cringe and gets mad at small jokes like a snotnose she is a booger dangling from an old mans butt
omg brena is that u? i cant even see u cuz of that giant foreheaddd

brena : aaaaaaaAaAaAaaa stop making fun of me uwu so ciyuteueue lovely uwuwu im alpha princes corn dog jingi perspn corosna uwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

jeez, brena's big forehead has no brain
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Weekend At Brenda’s

When you kill a chick and party with her all week!
We had a great weekend at Brenda’s!

Brennan's Rule of Rascism 

Within any form of communication, the use of racially demeaning language is appropriate and politically correct if and only if:

1. The perpetrator (insultee)has a premeditated desire to have the recipient(insulted)recieve the slur (LAW OF PRESENCE)

2. both the perpetrator and the recipient are on a relationship past the acquaintance level.(LAW OF ACQUAINTANCE)
Example 1:
Asian Joe: stop waiting for the change you stupid kike.

Jewish Josh: eh.
(Internal thought process: I am not offended by this since I am both present, and more than just acquainted with Joe)

Example 2: (Joe and Brennan outside the presence of Josh)
Asian Joe: Josh is such a fucking kike. he sat and waited for a penny for 5 minutes.

Irish Brennan: Your rascist.

Example 3: (Joe in a Barmitzvah)

Josh: Joe, I want you to meet my friend Steve.

Asian Joe: Awesome! now I get to add another kike and Josh can stop being such a token.

Steve: (Internal Thought Process: You rascist son of a bitch)

Johnny Brenda's 

Great Gastropub/Dive bar in fishtown/port richmond/kensington, aka northern Philadelphia. GREAT Saugage sandwiches and local beers
Went to Johnny Brenda's for brunch & had bloody mary's!
Johnny Brenda's by newcomblives September 24, 2006

Brenna Skeleton 

A facebook celebrity who adds EVERYONE, mostly hot men. She looks very different in person, so be aware. Can also be used to describe someones obsession with facebook.
Gosh, Britney is acting like such a Brenna Skeleton.
Brenna Skeleton by facebookxstalker December 27, 2010

Brenda's Law 

The law whereby if a girl who was once fit and skinny acquires a kangaroo pouch in a small span of time, they are no longer a virgin.
Dude 1: Did you see Kim today? She's gained a little weight.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.
Brenda's Law by Sergeant Panda December 3, 2009

brennan’s girlfriend

she is very beautiful and has gorgeous pink hair,, she is so sweet and loves her some brennan !! also known as lavagirl . ♡ .
wowwww look at brennan’s girlfriend she’s soo hawtttt !!!