actual trash. do not associate yourself with a brendon. theyre absolutely disgusting. disappointments. zero stars on yelp. often times he is found in walmart, wearing his booty shorts. pls stay away if u see a brendon in public. they may attack.
did you see that dude smacking ppl with fish? he’s a total brendon.
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An awesome dude who was born in the wrong body. He loves himself anyways though, and is a wonderful friend!

A transgender who wants to be himself and gets the best support from his friends.

Had a rough child hood but has grown up to be a good man.
Who is she?”

“That’s not a she. He’s Brendon”
by I Have a Lot of Cats October 13, 2018
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A creepy kid who will take pictures of his crush sleeping during middle school and will ask out every girl he can find, trying to get anyone. He can be funny but doesn't have the best looking face.
Kalvin: ya' should've given Brendon a chance
Aubrey: he had a picture of Addie sleeping
Mason: hey Brenon, they talking 'bout you?
Brenon: no, they had a D in the name and I ain't taking no pictures of these girls. And I ain't a Brendon. I don't have no people afraid of me.
by I hate Mason. December 13, 2017
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fortnite dude with okay vocal and smelly, greasy hair, and a beautiful wife
there he goes, brendon’s playing fortnite again!!
by stan panic! at the disco March 26, 2019
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The Brendon also known as; Beatrice, Mowgli, Bernadette, Betty, Sebindi, Halfbreed, Indian version of ginger and many more, is an Indian, Chinese, Anime, Caucasian, grown man child. As a full grown adult he looks like a 12 year old, dark of complexion, with Chinese eyes and long black anime hair. Typically watches Hentai sploshing tentacle porn every chance this rare species gets. As the tale goes, a Brendon is raised in a Jungle by a bear and a panther and wolves (Brendon was on LSD when this story took place) he shat in bushes, trees, shoes, hair, his food, anything he had to in order to survive. You want to steer clear of this species as he will shit in your moms best dress with no remorse. This species needs to be avoided at all costs.
"I ran into a Brendon while taking a jog. He stole my hat, shoes, and pants, shat on it all and put it on my front doorstep, when I got inside he also managed to get in and shat in my mothers Closet while looking me in the eye with such malice and no remorse"
"MY GOD Baloo, how did you ever manage to make it out un-shat-on?"
"I told him his mom sent be bobs and vagene pictures, he got sad and ran away crying"
by The Midget lover October 18, 2017
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The only man on earth who can make thousands of people say "WHORE" in perfect synchronization.
Brendon Urie: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
Thousands of fangirls and fanboys: "WHORE!!!"
Brendon Urie: "YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!"
by Bread Bin Beebo Urine January 28, 2017
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