Breke

A Breke is a creature that is easy to take care of. This being lives on minimal food (cheap soda and chips about every full moon), a little exercise and little to no physical contact. One Breke does not talk alot and for the most time is locked in its cage, preferably in the dark. But these creatures are also quite smart even though they tend to act like an idiot. So if you are looking for an easy first pet that does little to nothing then a Breke is absolutely perfect for you. If you are lucky enough to get a Breke to trust you then you will have a loyal friend for the rest of their unexciting life.

"My Breke drank two bottles of First Price Coca Cola"

"Is your dog okay?" "Oh, it's not a dog it's a Breke, they are quite rare so I didn't expect that a small brain like yours would know of this magnificently dumd creature"

Breke by Bananer_I_Pysjamas October 25, 2019

spine breaker 

Someone who will "break their parents' backs" in order to keep up with expensive trends. They hound their parents to buy them trendy clothing/items in order to keep a high social status or in other words, make them look wealthy.

Yoongi: Did you hear that Jungkook has a new expensive jacket?
Jimin: Yes, his mother's money has gone down the drain for it.
Yoongi: Jungkook is such a spine breaker.

spine breaker by parknochuism June 25, 2017

bree-yark 

Bree-yark is most definitely not "I surrender" in the goblin language.

A foreign phrase that you tell someone means the opposite of what it actually means, in order that hilarity will ensue sometime later when they say it or hear it said.

In the Original Dungeons & Dragons adventure module B2 "The Keep on the Boderlands", one of the random rumors that characters can be told upon starting the adventure is that "'Bree-Yark!' is goblin-language for 'we surrender!". The DM, howerver, is told that it actually means "Hey, Rube!" and is a signal for any nearby goblins to come join in an attack.

If when they see you, you hear them yell "Bree-yark", that means they surrender, so go ahead and follow them into the next room to pick up their treasure.

bree-yark by Old Adventure dude November 16, 2012

ARCA brakes

When a driver fails to use their brakes when a crash is happening ahead of them. Usage started in the late 90's when ARCA (Automobile Racing Club of America) was first aired along side NASCAR Winston and Busch series races and viewers noticed that when a wreck happened in front of the entire field, nobody even attempted to stop. The term is now used to reference easily avoidable crashes in videogames and racing simulators such as Forza Motorsport and iRacing.

*Car spins in the middle of the track but can be avoided.

*everybody floors it and hopes to get though but instead causes a huge wreck taking everybody out.

"Wow nice ARCA brakes asshole."

ARCA brakes by STICH666 December 25, 2011

Berkeley hummer 

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013

Passenger Brake 

The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car.

It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment.

It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door.

Doris was using her passenger brake all the freaking way here. She's the one who made us late getting started from home by taking so long to get herself ready! I was just trying to make up some time getting through traffic...

Passenger Brake by Edward in Oil City November 20, 2007

Femur Breaker 

When you're Radical Larry and you hear this over the intercom you're fucking dead lmao

Radical Larry : I'mm gonna go kill some D-bois
Intercom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Radical Larry: fucking D-boiz always pressing the Femur Breaker Button goddamnit

Femur Breaker by User8823 February 1, 2019