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Bread Head

It's an adjective used to describe someone obsessed with bread. Hence bread is always on their head.
Kid 1: You hear what Johnny did?
Kid 2: What did he do?
Kid 1: He ate an entire loaf of bread.
Kid 2: What a Bread Head
Bread Head by LordBreadHead January 30, 2019

bread head

Someone who is a big fan of children's singer/songwriter, Bread Harrity.
"We're huge Bread heads, we go to all the Bread Harrity concerts."

Bread Head

When oral sex is given to an individual who is currently working.
Rodrick: Did you see that hoe, Martha, who was giving Bread Head to Jerry.

Greg: I mean at least he was making money and receiving a nice deed.

Rodrick: I’m so high right now and imagine Martha’s phat ass naked.

Greg: I know! I would receive any and all action I possibly could from her and her massive tits.
Bread Head by Pastor Robert April 6, 2022

bread head

when a man's hair is too long on top and it rises like fresh baked bread.
Did you see Joe's hair today? yeah, he's got bread head.
bread head by Joey BeefBuicker July 23, 2010

Bread Head

Getting a blowjob or head at or near a restaurant or a building that serves food to customers.
Jack: So are you going to do anything with her at or after getting food?
Mack: Yeah, she’s going to give me bread head.
Bread Head by 3nvied December 1, 2020

Loaf of Bread Head 

Someone with a large, over proportioned forehead, making their tall head look like a loaf of bread. Short hair or a receding hairline can make this look worse. Shortened to LOBH.
For example Ant Mcpartlin has a Loaf of Bread Head. "look at Laurence's head, its so big" "your'e right, it kinda looks like a Loaf of Bread" "yeh, he's got a LOBH"