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by Whehhe November 28, 2021
Brayden Decamp is the best athlete. He has beautiful patched skin, dazzling Zia blue eyes, and dark hair flaked with white. His athletic abilities are so advanced, he is a bulldog on the field. He created and found a cure for an STD while stealing a tired guy's bitch. Famous for the quotes: "You niggas is corndogs.. wieners wit bread", and " Brayden also founded the first urinal for dickheads. He is the president of the small penis club and he is known for fucking your bitch. His greatest nemesis is John Grife (Best Known for fucking his mom). Follow this legend on twitter @BraydenDaGoat. Nicknames: Brayzorr, Zia, CrybabyBray, and CryGraby. He is so fly he will make your heart stop.
"That guy is so cool, he must be Brayden Decamp."
"Mike promised me he would pay for the coffin at my mother's funeral, but didn't. Now, they're just burying her in the dirt. He's such a Brayden!"
"That Brayden just stole my bitch... I was asleep."
"I need a trauma surgeon to fix me... I need a Brayden"
"Mike promised me he would pay for the coffin at my mother's funeral, but didn't. Now, they're just burying her in the dirt. He's such a Brayden!"
"That Brayden just stole my bitch... I was asleep."
"I need a trauma surgeon to fix me... I need a Brayden"
by Paul Wenis May 7, 2018
The act of someone doing butt stuff with the hottest girl in town and her mom at the same time. Then starts to film it and send it to her grandma so you could do butt stuff with a gilf.
Dang man did you here that he did the Dirty Brayden last night? Andrew was so mad he conquered his family..
by BigDaddyBobby July 3, 2020
by brayden handsoap October 19, 2020
Brayden (girl version) yes girls are named Brayden too. They are funny, pretty, don’t take shit from anyone and knows how to have a good time. She is a wonderful person and has tons of personality’s. If you have a girl Brayden in your life consider yourself lucky. There is only one of a kind like her and don’t mess with her. She may be this beautiful wouldn’t harm a fly type girl but in reality she’s a feisty women and can throw some hands. If she has a mans then don’t try to mess with him or else you’ll more then likely be in a grave yard somewhere. Everyone needs a Brayden (girl) in their life for sure. You won’t regret it.
Guy: see that girl over there?
Guy 2: yea
Guy: she’s hella pretty think she’s taken?
Guy 2: yea Brayden? Don’t fuck with her or her man she’ll kill you literally...
Brayden: what’s that bitch? Yea my names Brayden (girl) and I will cut you... think I’m playin
Guy 2: yea
Guy: she’s hella pretty think she’s taken?
Guy 2: yea Brayden? Don’t fuck with her or her man she’ll kill you literally...
Brayden: what’s that bitch? Yea my names Brayden (girl) and I will cut you... think I’m playin
by Anonymous that names on October 18, 2019