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The last name of all fuckwits and dog cunts. This piece of sloppy diarrhea will consistently be friend-zoned by any girl he talks to. Full-on shit fuck. Will never stop talking about his muscles although he is a skimpy little bitch. If you meet a braybon fuck him right off
Girl 1: "OMG, this guy tried to talk to me. He didn't shut up about his muscles.
Girl 2: "What a braybon."
Girl 1: "I had to friend zone that dog."
braybon by gfdfseasdfghjhgfdfghj September 16, 2020
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Braybon is the last name of a total cunt. He is always trying to flex his muscles and thinks he's really cool. He will constantly be friend-zoned by girls because he's a dog. Will not stop talking about himself
Girl 1: That guy tried to ask me out, had to friend zone the cunt
Girl 2: What a Braybon
braybon by gfdfseasdfghjhgfdfghj September 14, 2020
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