Brandon the foster kid

A dude Brandon I used to live with who worked for fosters moving. He hated it and quit after day 1.

Person 1: "hey where's Brandon? "
Person 2: "who? "
Person 1: "Brandon the Foster kid"

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he’s a naughty boy with a bad habit, a bad habit for bike stealing.
bike stealing,
bike stealing

Person 1: “Do you know where my bike went?”
Person 2: “Brandon The Foster Kid would probably have it”

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