3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
Omg, Brandon is soo funny
by sexy mommy June 5, 2019
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A self centered liar that is weak and has a micro chode
Brandon is a gayford he cant even jack off its so small
by cloppy February 21, 2017
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Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019
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Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake
Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive

You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
by Man I love chicken strips June 14, 2019
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Brandon is one of the worst people you'll met in all of your life times. all he's good for are offensive jokes. so screw brandon
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A fucking retard who needs to watch his damn tone
Friend 1: yo you know that bitch Brandon?
Friend 2: yeah he needs to shut the fuck up
by Monkly24567 November 15, 2019
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