bowling shoe 

A woman who has slept with a lot of guys, giving her the same level of appeal as rented footwear that an uncountable number of strangers have put their stinky ass feet in before you.

I broke up with my girlfriend Dawn when I found out she was a bowling shoe.

Dont sleep with her dude. You have no idea how many guys have been in that bowling shoe.

bowling shoe by JSBII December 21, 2020

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

bowling shoe sophisticate by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

Born in a bowling shoe by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016

bowling shoes

Code word for alcohol for situations where you can't come out and say alcohol.

Dude, we need to get some bowling shoes for later!!
I need to get bowling shoed...

bowling shoes by CDUB February 17, 2005

Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!! 

An expression for when you're about to wing it. You're unprepared, you're uncertain, you don't know what the future holds... but you'll roll with whatever goes down.

Bro A: "Bro... do you think we'll regret doing 8 shots of jungle juice in 6 hours when we're taking the SAT tomorrow?"

Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"

Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!! by boiyoolooklikeamuhhfukkinuhhhh December 5, 2016