Bowdyn

An individual that typically looks permanently under the age of twelve, and peculiarly shaped. Take caution, for the bowdyn is particularly well known for attempting to run over family members with with automobile. do not judge so harshly as they cannot see over the wheel anyway so it isn’t on person. a bowdyn typically has 12 multicolored (gay) booster seats hanging in their closet most are for everyday but be sure to check in if they are using the black one it means they are feeling an extreme amount of inner angst & may be in need of a physiatric evaluation. Bowdyn a will often mock women of the cloth by performing what they call a “holy shit” which consists of wearing a complete nuns habit & defecating on a cross and rosary while saying 7 hail marys and 500 our fathers. if you ever find a bowdyn don’t let them go they are unique and special… in that when you find a bowdyn or rather a bowdyn finds you, you become bound to the eldrirch horror by way of a nasty std contracted from the bowdyn, the bowdyn imparts this disease only when it finds its victim whom it shackles itself to, it will saunter over, bow & say “ milady could i have the honor of perchance escorting you to my mothers basement for a cup of ramen?” and then when you reel back in disgust the bowdyn locks eyes with you and blood ejaculates from the slimes white orbs that it sees through and the bacteria from the blood seeps into any orifice on your face it can get into. congrats you know owe a life debt Bowdyn

(you, presumably):“Mom, Bowdyn almost fucking ran me over in the school parking lot.”
(ur mom): “Its not her fault, she’s special.”

example two: the guy we had to write this got ran over by bowdyn

by bowdynisstinky August 02, 2025