Bowdyn

An individual that typically looks permanently under the age of twelve, and peculiarly shaped. Take caution, for the bowdyn is particularly well known for attempting to run over family members with with automobile. do not judge so harshly as they cannot see over the wheel anyway so it isn’t on person. a bowdyn typically has 12 multicolored (gay) booster seats hanging in their closet most are for everyday but be sure to check in if they are using the black one it means they are feeling an extreme amount of inner angst & may be in need of a physiatric evaluation. Bowdyn a will often mock women of the cloth by performing what they call a “holy shit” which consists of wearing a complete nuns habit & defecating on a cross and rosary while saying 7 hail marys and 500 our fathers. if you ever find a bowdyn don’t let them go they are unique and special… in that when you find a bowdyn or rather a bowdyn finds you, you become bound to the eldrirch horror by way of a nasty std contracted from the bowdyn, the bowdyn imparts this disease only when it finds its victim whom it shackles itself to, it will saunter over, bow & say “ milady could i have the honor of perchance escorting you to my mothers basement for a cup of ramen?” and then when you reel back in disgust the bowdyn locks eyes with you and blood ejaculates from the slimes white orbs that it sees through and the bacteria from the blood seeps into any orifice on your face it can get into. congrats you know owe a life debt Bowdyn

(you, presumably):“Mom, Bowdyn almost fucking ran me over in the school parking lot.”
(ur mom): “Its not her fault, she’s special.”

example two: the guy we had to write this got ran over by bowdyn

by bowdynisstinky August 2, 2025

Bowden Hour

Person how manages to fit a one and a quarter hours into their 'lunch hour'

Wayne - Wheres Billy?
Grant - He's down the gym
Wayne - How long will he be?
Grant - Probably a 'Bowden Hour'

by Dorris Davidson February 26, 2009

Bowden Rodeo

A place that you don't want to be.

“The shitty bands on tonight’s bill are a real Bowden Rodeo”.

by myownbiggestfan May 3, 2021

Bowdy

Someone who is very good mans

That's my bowdy!

by eZmongi January 15, 2020

Sophie Bowden

A really beautiful girl

Damn, that girl is a real Sophie Bowden

by indianboi99 November 5, 2018

bowdy bowdy

a term used when someone is getting tough; think of when a ghetto chick snaps her fingers and says OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Oh sh*t that man is getting bowdy bowdy! Watch out

by Rob July 7, 2004

Bobby Bowden Curse

refers to the pattern of unfortunate events laid upon Florida State University due to the mistreatment and disrespect given to former football coach, Bobby C. Bowden upon his "retirement" from FSU. The only methods believed to exorcise the curse are to kill oneself or burn their Florida State University diploma. The curse is believed to be closely correlated to the famous Native American folklore of Chief Tut's Curse.

Billy Bob: "That call was so gay! Miami is totally paying off the officials!"
Intellectual human being: "Dude, it's the Bobby Bowden Curse!!"
Billy Bob: "Oh shit... let me get my diploma"

by Pocahonta$$$ November 13, 2011