by kymac February 9, 2006
when you see a woman and you think shes so gorgeous that you get a hard on. But when she turns around you discover that she is so damn ugly you instantly lose your stiffy.
rebby - yo check that girl out.
Aaron - yeah man shes hot!!
*seconds later*
Both- "AWWWwww shit BOUCHE!!!"
Aaron - yeah man shes hot!!
*seconds later*
Both- "AWWWwww shit BOUCHE!!!"
by Rebello July 19, 2005
by MRRR July 25, 2005
A mattress often used as a bed, located where a couch should be.
Bouches are typically found in college dorms where inebriation and debauchery take place.
The bouch was invented by a coon.
Bouches are typically found in college dorms where inebriation and debauchery take place.
The bouch was invented by a coon.
Joe: "What should we do with Frank? He's to drunk to walk, let alone drive."
Jack: "Hold him here, I'll get the bouch."
Jack: "Hold him here, I'll get the bouch."
by Roddog Assassin August 30, 2009
1. Someone who has an unusual obsession with bacon and egg rolls
2. A cooker/designer of bacon and egg rolls- a baker
3. A lazy careers advisor
2. A cooker/designer of bacon and egg rolls- a baker
3. A lazy careers advisor
by Jim Piper April 15, 2008
A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
A person of significantly low mental status, originating from douche bag. The letters are switched to signify that the person being insulted is even more retarded than a douche bag.
by Frederick Chompkins June 5, 2007