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Boscov's

A small department store chain that is still owned by the family who founded it in 1911.

Sol Boscov founded the company upon his arrival to the united states with under two dollars in his pocket; a hundred years later the chain has forty stores.

Boscov's is often regarded as outdated and lame but however, it is much better than Macy's due to the fact they have everything they have at a fraction of the price. There is always a HUGE selection of merchandise and always friendly employees who will go to great lengths to help you find an item and then complete the sale. Also, there is a room called "The Auditorium" which features closeout items that need be moved fast or an item that has a large surplus. The auditorium has merchandise that is discounted heavily off of the MSRP. In addition, Boscov's still has many services that you can no longer get in a regular department store such as a full line candy department featuring homemade fudge, appliances, furniture, carpeting, layway, optical center, travel services, and in some locations a hair salon.

In conclusion, this is a great department store and if you have one close to you, get to it.
Linda: Hey Billy, I have a huge list of items to get? Where should I go?

Billy: You could go to Boscov's, they pretty much have everything, and with all the neon and mirrors, it looks a roller disco!

Linda: Let's roll!
by discosweat4 December 16, 2011
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Bosco Squad

The Bosco Squad meme originated off of discord’s gif service.
Hey, have you seen the Bosco Squad gif on discord?
It’s hilarious!
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bosco stick

a cheesy stick that causes instant orgasms in your mouth
MIke: dude this bosco stick is so good
Nick:Yeah its like an orgasm in my mouth
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cleveland bosco stick

A rubber dildo which is deliberately made porous by means of chemical decomposition, then is soaked in diarrhea.
Me: Hey Brad, your girlfriend's diarrhea is so gnarly that a cleveland bosco stick fell out of her ass when I was fucking her last night.
Brad: How'd she forget about that thrilldo long enough for it to start rotting, anyway?
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Bosco Sticking

The term used for jacking off with your dick inside of a Bosco Stick. Most popularly found in prodeminetley white schools that sell Bosco Sticks in their cafeteria.
Rob: Hey are you gonna buy some Bosco Sticks today?
Luke: Why?
Rob: Bosco Sticking man. Bosco Sticking...
Luke: Bosco Sticking?
Rob: Just pornhub it.
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bosco stix

It is Life, it is the Answer to your problems.
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by MoltenFuzzy October 31, 2014
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bosco stick with sauce

Only the best fucking thing in the world.
While you rudely cock slap a woman while eating a bosco stick, sauce is thrown everywhere by Sergio, kinda like a celebration, and it makes a hell of a time for both of you. Sergio (some Mexican that works at tgif can preform this the best, in the kitchen) makes the best burgers and papas fritas after boscoing each fri.
Sergio: how may I take your order.
Random: dude I heard you make the best meals, can I have a bosco stick with sauce

Sergio: no problemo.
Random: please bosco my food twice for me.
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