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Mike Bobaguard 

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"
Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022
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malcom boag 

plays bass bad like a freak
malcom boag by eat me May 8, 2005
A vagina that resembles lasagna, i.e. gooey, meaty, cheesy, warm, or three days old and crusty.
I ate out last night and had some damn good basagna.
basagna by ChefBoyardee69 April 4, 2009

Bonagorgeous 

Something done in the style of the world's greatest latin teacher. Also describes Cicero.
Mr. Bonagura thinks that Cicero is bonagorgeous.
Bonagorgeous by Harold135 April 16, 2009
Portmanteau of "boss sausage", as in boss's cock. The object of desire for someone so thirsty for the taste of authority they follow the boss around willing and waiting, hoping for a mouthful.
Bladyn is such a brown nose, he's hungry for that bossage, slupring up that boss sauce
Bossage by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023

Brad bobaguard 

Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'
"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"
Brad bobaguard by charriot February 19, 2022