Born To Scotch

A version of Bruce Springsteen's song "Born to Run" sung by Pork Scotch, the world's ugliest dickhead. First sung as a drunken karaoke performance and later recorded at Goofy Granny's expense. The record sold precisely 2 copies.

I've made a record therefore I'm young and cool.

But what the hell does the song mean?

It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.

OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009

born ruffians

A band of boys who were born ruffians but are now, thankfully, tame. They hail from a small town Midland, in Ontario, Canada. The band now lives in Toronto and plays local shows regularily. Luke Lalonde, Steve Hamelin and Mitch DeRosier rock out on the electric guitar, bass and drums, with the occasionnal random percussion or trombone.
They play an awesome, very original indie rock style and have said that they sound like pre-punk new-wave dance-folk love-making...with guitar. You can check out their music on their MySpace profile; www.myspace.com/bornruffians
Enjoy.

"What People Do" by the Born Ruffians

This is something real
for those who cannot feel
or hear
or fear
or even be near
let's make this a big deal.

by elektrik toast February 6, 2006

born hard

some one who is a baddass from birth

damn that guy just fought a cop he must be born hard

by ahill2 March 25, 2010

word is born

A street saying equivalent to no cap. Only OGs use this one.

Friend: That was one hot chick
Me: Damn, word is born yo.

by ya boi 02aku February 3, 2020

Born on the Bob

Gangster rapper YG's favorite vegetable.

Happy Thanksgiving blood! Yo somebody pass the Born on the Bob!

by Fancy Colt January 3, 2020

Born at 18

When you had a shitty childhood due to one parent being either absent, abusive, or stupid. However when you turn 18 you separate yourself from that parent and claim a step-parent as your new true parent.

Hey did you hear Brandon was born at 18? It was that bad for him?

by BackB0ne January 8, 2016

Ben born

A male with a smart ass brain

Ben born the Sexy modern Albert Einstein

by Albert Newton January 10, 2019