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Booth Slapper

Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.

She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.
Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"
Booth Slapper by Uncle Des July 18, 2009

Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.
Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

Booti slapper 

A fart that claps them cheeks hard as heck.
Booti slapper sometimes be rippin holes in clothes.

BootyClapper 

The word "BootyClapper".....possibly the most respected name in the world. I ain't gone say to much but if you see a nigga with the name of "BootyClapper" or "Assclapper" or something like that, you better watch the fuck out cos he has the ability to beat yo ass
Friend: bro do you know bootyclapper?

Me: yeah that's me bitch
BootyClapper by BootyClapper6969 October 25, 2019

Brooklyn Bootyslapper 

The Brooklyn Bootyslapper is when a group of people, most likely people from Brooklyn, play a game of soggy biscuit and the one to finish last has to eat the biscuit and pull their pants down to reveal their bare ass. All other participants line up and give that ass the hardest wallop they can muster. This continues until the bootyslappee chickens out.
"Lets give the Brooklyn Bootyslapper a try tomorrow!"