The act of getting a girl pregnant in a surfing town, but wants to keep it. So you find a close-ish body double, pay him a $50 to meet with the girl, and skip town, to live among to local indigenous people for awhile.

Yeah so I got caught boogaloouing and now I am serving 2 years for missed child support payments, what you in for?

boogaloouing by child support ignorer January 18, 2025

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Boogalooga

(n.) A pallid, serpent-like cosmic entity known for its bulging eyes and its tendency to mutter "look at me" to those unfortunate enough to perceive it.

Boogalooga appeared in my periphery of my eye, but I could not muster the courage to heed its request.

Boogalooga by stovietorbie May 17, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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