Boobyphobe: a person who gets a moral allergic reaction to naked boobs in public or on social networks. Symptoms are gaping mouths, shocked face expressions and automatic clicking of the "report" button on Facebook and such. Surprisingly, the reaction won't occur if boobs are seen on a porn site.
"John is such a boobyphobe, he crossed himself and almost fainted when I took my bikini top off at the beach."
"Some boobyphobe reported a photo of feeding my baby on Facebook."
"Some boobyphobe reported a photo of feeding my baby on Facebook."
by Arroia February 6, 2012