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Bong Shui 

In ancient times, Bong Shui, was known as "Kan-Yu" which means stoned or extremely high according to The Law of Heaven and Earth. Today's Bong Shui schools teach that it is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to achieve extreme highness or complete stonedness with harmony with the environment. Bong shui literally translates as "In haling pot through wind-water." This is a cultural shorthand taken from by Guo Pu of the Jin Dynasty.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out.
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.
I angled my couch in accordance with Bong Shui and the afternoon sun is no longer a buzz kill.
Bong Shui by T. Crnko November 29, 2007
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Bong Shui 

In ancient times as well as today, Bong Shui,pronounced in English as Bongʃweɪ ("Bong shway"), was known as "Kan-Yu" which means 'Stoned or extremely high in The Law of Heaven and Earth.’ Today's Bong Shui schools teach that it is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to achieve extreme highness or complete stonedness with harmony with the environment. Bong shui literally translates as "Inhaling pot through wind-water." This is a cultural shorthand taken from the following Movie Cheech and Chong by Guo Pu of the Jin Dynasty.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.
Once I shifted my couch according to the practice of Bong Shui, the afternoon sun was no longer a buzz kill.
Bong Shui by T. Crnko January 5, 2009
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