Boner Status
Boner Status by MASTER BLOWNSKI July 16, 2009
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Boner Status
Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
Boner Status by Eeshh December 19, 2011
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Boner status
Boner status by RSKYTASTIC April 3, 2010
status boner
sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold
Remi: Wow, he's really hot.
Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.
Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.
status boner by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015