boner salad 

a festive of international cock

Chloe enjoys a frequent boner salad

boner salad by A&V June 14, 2008

boner salad 

a festive of international ejaculating cock

Chloe enjoys a frequent boner salad

boner salad by A&V June 13, 2008

Boner Salad 

1). A euphemism for life being unfair or difficult. A play on "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" except with dicks.

2). A bad custom order at a diner.

1). Guy 1: Man, when Life gives you lemons, I guess you have to make lemonade.

Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...

2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.

Boner Salad by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010

Bone Fish Salad

Orally catching the ejaculate from inside the vagina or asshole creampie.

After I came in her snatch, she immediately jumped up, squatted over the other girl & drained her cum filled pussy in the other girls mouth giving her a bone fish salad.

Bone Fish Salad by satanmtb October 25, 2011