When your wiener gets hard due to the rushing of blood into it. Happens usually when you are horny. Or when you first wake up in the morning.
by buuuddy March 30, 2011
by crazyoutdoorsman2112 April 07, 2015
by phureshh September 07, 2009
Slang term for erection. The penis gets filled with blood and gets hard. aka a hard on, chub, and of course boner.
by P-Boo February 15, 2011
1) When the male genetalia, fills with blood and becomes errect. This can last anywhere from two minutes to two days, depending on performance and any drugs inherent in the host.
2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.
2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.
1) ex.... Dude, I saw this smoking girl at the mall yesterday and I popped a huge "boner" in front of my parents.
2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.
Guy 2: What a "boner"!
2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.
Guy 2: What a "boner"!
by 2J May 11, 2005
1. Something that occurs when the blood leaves a man's brain and goes to his cock.
2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.
2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.
by Vicious Bitch June 29, 2006
The bane of an adolescent young man's existence. Usually happens during class, normally after eyeing an attractive girl. Extremely embarassing, and when you get one, you'll stick your hand in your pocket to tuck it into your boxers in a futile attempt to avoid discomfort/embarassment. In the worst cases, you'll end up coming in your pants.
Rob: Shit, man I was looking at Samantha in English class, and I got a damn boner, man!
Joe: Did it show?
Rob: It looked like I was hiding a fuckin' fire hydrant in my jeans!
Joey: Shit, dude.
Joe: Did it show?
Rob: It looked like I was hiding a fuckin' fire hydrant in my jeans!
Joey: Shit, dude.
by Grand Lizard Theodore September 25, 2006
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