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boned up

The past tense of bone up, meaning literally to have an erect penis, or figuratively to be aroused, excited, or enthused.
Damn, girl, you got me all boned up, and now I gotta tape it to my leg.
by JPT, cunning linguist December 29, 2007
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boned up

To beocme ready and excited for something, to prepare for it. The literal meaning is to get a hard on, or erection which is a preperatory step for copulation.
figurative example- "Anton, are you all boned up for the three hour swim set?"

literal example- "She was disappointed that he couldn't get boned up, however hard he tried."
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Boned-up

"fuck would you give her one", and the mate replies, "well i would, but i'd rather leave it for now, sure she got boned-up by mark deasly, he'd rip your head off if you went near her"
by steven winters January 17, 2007
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Boned up

To have a boner. An erection of the male reproductive organ.
Derek: Dan how do you live with Laura in this class?
Dan: What do you mean?
Derek: Aren't you constantly just boned up?
by PeacockRB April 10, 2015
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All sorts of boned up

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.
- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "
by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011
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Bored Up

Used in UK slang for stabbings
And I bored up R1 in his back
Micks done bored PLoose in his chest
by Endrit Lleshi April 2, 2021
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bone up

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"I'm gonna go bone up on my history facts"
by Aeon102 May 17, 2004
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