Skip to main content

Bondage Wedgie 

A well planed prank that involves a person being bonded. This is best done when the victim is asleep.

Technique:
When the potential victim is asleep, you tie him up with a strong rope, or cord. You then give the victim a wedgie and hang him up somewhere for all to see. When the victim wakes up, he will be traumatized for life.
My older brother is infamous for giving me Bondage Wedgies. When I was asleep in my room he used duct tape and gave me an atomic wedgie. He hung me on the coat hanger in his room. When I woke up, he had all of his friends there and taking pictures. Then he and his friends kicked me in the balls over a hundred times.

Whenever I fell asleep at a sleep over, my so called friends gave me a melvin and duct taped me to a wall and tied me up so I couldn't move, I was there for three and a half hours.
Bondage Wedgie by Nyaruma December 24, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Bondage Wedgie 

Last year i gave myself a Bondage Wedgie in the backyard and got grounded because i couldn't get myself down. My older brother ripped the briefs out of my asshole and it hurt as if I were being rubbed with sandpaper on my ass.
Bondage Wedgie by Briefboy November 2, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
Load more