Bomo Water

It was like the last vestiges of the Third Reich, and Hitler was there too, don't ask me how. Anyways, they kept trying to masquerade as Nazis and land at their base to refuel, but each time they would be threatened to be shot down, and so they ended up crashing, but they like sent word to some other base, not the other guys on the island. And so the dudes on they island had this plane with something called a, and i'm not fucking joking, a "bomo ice box", which apparently could have saved them bcuz they were cold. I think the biggest thing for me tho, is that they specifically had to use vanilla ice water, bcuz it was the best type of bomo water, and would warm you up the best, and that ice cream only uses vanilla bean, or else they would be bomo water, and i'm all kinds of shook rn.
shit okay bomo water is supposed to like warm you up

"bro hitler stole the bomo water"
"damn man he took the vanilla too"

Bomo Water by BomoMan September 2, 2018

Boowater 

Water contaminated with sewage and human faeces, which is directly fed into a cities water system, to be drank by humans.

"This water smells like shit!"
"It must be boowater."

Boowater by thicc lad June 24, 2017