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When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.
by ohmyghattos November 23, 2008
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A sexual act involving spreading someones ass cheeks and then giving their butthole a "raspberry" or "zurbert".
Last night, after she licked my taint, she gave me a bologna sandwich. It was amazing!
by Axeslinger80 February 08, 2010
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The act of taking a penis, and putting it between (sandwhiching) the lip's of one's vagina, or butt. Usally done with period blood as ketchup, or cum as mayo, in between it all
by Speaker. November 23, 2011
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A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”
Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.

“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”
by Michelle_Obama June 23, 2018
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v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation
Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."
by carsausage November 22, 2015
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