Bologna sandwich

Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate

I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich

by Eveunder August 31, 2018

Bologna Sandwich

When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.

The robber left a bologna sandwich on my grandma's bed.

by ohmyghattos April 3, 2009

Bologna Sandwich

A sexual act involving spreading someones ass cheeks and then giving their butthole a "raspberry" or "zurbert".

Last night, after she licked my taint, she gave me a bologna sandwich. It was amazing!

by Axeslinger80 February 8, 2010

Bologna sandwich

The act of taking a penis, and putting it between (sandwhiching) the lip's of one's vagina, or butt. Usally done with period blood as ketchup, or cum as mayo, in between it all

"I totally got a bologna sandwich last night!"

by Speaker. November 24, 2011

Bologna Sandwich

v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation

Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."

by carsausage November 22, 2015

Bologna Sandwich

A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”

Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.

“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”

by Michelle_Obama June 23, 2018

Bologna Sandwich

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.

Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.

by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018