Bologna sandwich 

Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate

I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich

Bologna sandwich by Eveunder August 31, 2018

Bologna Sandwich 

When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.

The robber left a bologna sandwich on my grandma's bed.

Bologna Sandwich by ohmyghattos April 3, 2009

Bologna Sandwich 

A sexual act involving spreading someones ass cheeks and then giving their butthole a "raspberry" or "zurbert".

Last night, after she licked my taint, she gave me a bologna sandwich. It was amazing!

Bologna Sandwich by Axeslinger80 February 8, 2010

Bologna sandwich 

The act of taking a penis, and putting it between (sandwhiching) the lip's of one's vagina, or butt. Usally done with period blood as ketchup, or cum as mayo, in between it all

"I totally got a bologna sandwich last night!"

Bologna sandwich by Speaker. November 24, 2011

Bologna Sandwich 

v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation

Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."

Bologna Sandwich by carsausage November 22, 2015

Bologna Sandwich 

A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”

Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.

“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”

Bologna Sandwich by Michelle_Obama June 23, 2018

Bologna Sandwich 

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.

Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.

Bologna Sandwich by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018