Bohemian shower 

The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.

1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower

3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

Bohemian shower by Hellspwn October 7, 2016

Bohemian shower 

The act of pissing into a fan and enjoying it

Guy1: Man, I tried to give my g/f a golden shower, but she turned the fan next to her on and it came back at me...and I liked it
Guy2: DUDE! She made you give yourself a Bohemian Shower! Don't touch me...

Bohemian shower by rusty July 17, 2004