Boebert Express 

N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.

Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

Boebert Express by BostonRarr December 8, 2023

The Boebert Express 

N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.

Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

The Boebert Express by BostonRarr November 29, 2023