Two people that are attached at the hip and are in love with each other. Usually these two are best friends and make it known to everyone that they are. Often these two talk about bringing 6 packs to parties together just so they can look cool, as well as engaging in sleepovers all the time, and talking about the television show, "Friday Night Lights." These two people often get on everyone's nerves because all they do is hang out with each other.
"Hey Bobbsey can I sleep over?"
"Standard, lets get a six pack and watch Riggins on Friday Night Lights tonight."
"Texas Forever?"
"Nah, Bobbsey Twins forever."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.