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bob-o-san 

bob bryar of my chemical romance.
he is a ninja

sometimes a lumberjack,

sometimes a ninja lumberjack.

either way,

he is Bob-o-san
My Chem Fan:OH MY GOD BOB-O-SAN
Bob Bryar: Wha?
bob-o-san by LeenaLoveless March 1, 2009

bob sanders 

Knocking the crap outta someone!
Tommy went Bob Sanders on Tom Brady between 3rd period and 4th period it was great!
bob sanders by Brian C. Turner December 29, 2007

Bob Sanders 

Verb: to hit with extreme prejudice
Noun: extreme badass
V: If you don't back off, I'm gonna Bob Sanders your ass.
N: Don't mess with him, he's almost as tough as Bob Sanders.
Bob Sanders by Psycho Man January 3, 2008

Bob Sanders 

One of the most overrated players in the NFL. Although his tackling abilities are exceptional and he is amongst one of the best safeties in the league, people will constantly put him on their "top five safeties in the NFL" list simply because he just to happened to be in the Colts' lineup the same year their notoriously weak run defense toughened up and led them to a super bowl victory.

Not only is he almost always injured having only played one full season in his five year stint in the NFL, but he lacks even the average coverage abilities that one woud expect to see from one of the best safeties in the NFL.

Indy fans will usually justify him not getting as many tackles as he should by saying that people run away from him. Although this is true, there are plenty of hard hitting safeties that have managed to put together 100+ tackle seasons regardless of offensive players running the other way (Rodney Harrison, Gibril Wilson, Adriwn Wilson are just few of many).

Also, any grown man who runs under a 4.4 40 yard dash time and has no problem running full speed at the line of scrimage to get tackles that your front seven failed to get because they are too busy getting their asses handed to them by offensive linemen can play Safety for the Colts. As Proof they drafted a Free Safety in the sixth round and he gets numbers almost identical to Sanders who is the strong safety.
Ed Reed, Troy Polamalu, Kerry Rhodes, Brian Dawkins, Michael Griffin, Adrian Wilson,and Gibril Wilson are all more complete Safeties and better than Bob Sanders.
Bob Sanders by LuvDeezNuts January 13, 2009

Bob Sanders 

A FAKE IDENTITY that could be seen as Bernie Sanders relative if a guy had that name.
Look it's Bernie Sanders RELATIVE BOB SANDERS

alaskan bob sled pillow sandwich

jerking off into the buttcrack of a pale white male, and then sliding your dick in between the asscheeks to simulate a bob sled run.
hey pale white man, remember when i jerked off into your buttcheeks and then stuck my dick in there to simulate a bob sled run? that was a great alaskan bob sled pillow sandwich.