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Blue Max 

When having anal sex with a woman over the toilet, upon the exact moment of ejaculation, you dunk her head into the chemically treated water.
Man, just as I was bustin' a nut, the bitch wouldn't stop screamin' so I gives her a Blue Max.
Blue Max by 76 Eldo December 10, 2009
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Blue Max 

A Prussian medal givin to the Red Baron among other people

The second half of the best Iced Earth song ever (Red Baron/Blue Max)
The Red Baron won the Blue Max
Blue Max by Tuldor October 10, 2005

Blue Max 

Blue Max, who shares initials with the word Bowel Movement, is in fact synonomous with that word.
I'm gonna go take a Blue Max.

Don't forget to wipe your MrShadow.
Blue Max by Angry Liberal May 26, 2005

Blue Max 

Well-known member of the online RPG "Kingdom Of Loathing". He is usually portrayed as a young funloving teen, who always wears a bowler and holds a martini. He is also a member of the famous clan "Alliance From Hell". He writes and draws a popular comic called "Familiar Follies", which centers on the madcap antics of his pets.
"If only every time Ghostdog made a retarded thread, I got a cookie."
Blue Max by KoL February 22, 2005

bluemaxima

person 1: hey did you know flash games have died?
person 2: yeah but bluemaxima is bringing them back
person 3: what is a bluemaxima
bluemaxima by foggymaster69420 October 27, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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