Blow the J

When a group of 2-3 people hang out doing nothing in particular; Sitting around bantering when one is supposed to be working; see also: dick around

You ready to finish that spreadsheet?" "Fuck that. The boss isn't here, so let's just blow the j for awhile.

by Mr. Freedom February 20, 2011

blow j

the act of giving a fellatio; the term was coined in the 2007 hit "Superbad"

i'm going to give you the best blow j ever...with muh mouth.

by jammin-j January 23, 2008

Blow J

A term used to refer to the act of orally stimulating the male sex organ.

Before copulation the male often requests a Blow J.

by Daniequalsrad March 31, 2009

blow j

Giving fellatio without the subject finishing in one's mouth, fun for all with out the "job"

I wanted to keep on bangin' so I only had her give me a blow j.

by freemarketmama July 26, 2008

Blow-J

see BJ

Hey, pass me a Blow-J, ya that's right, this ones real good.

by PatsyCleinFace June 14, 2004

Blow J. Simpson

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.

I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.

by apac666 July 28, 2008

Blow J. Simpson

Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.

Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"

Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."

Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."

Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"

by little red thread April 14, 2009