When a gay man has recieved anal fisting so frequently that his balloon knot no longer puckers in, but blossoms out like Mt. St. Helen's.
"Percy and his fudge-packin' pals like to compare their blossoms after a long night of two-fisted fun to see whose is the plumpest."
by Slap-nut March 4, 2007
A person, (usually female), who was once ugly before puberty, but finally became attractive after puberty, and are aware of it. They will flaunt their attractiveness and assume everyone loves them when in reality they are hated by all.
by jogape August 19, 2013
by sarsfieldk May 20, 2014
THE most ICONIC and LEGENDARY character to ever grace screens. She deserves a hug bc the writers did her dirty
"Cheryl Blossom's going to have some serious back issues when she's older."
"What? Why?"
"From carrying that entire show on her shoulders!!"
"What? Why?"
"From carrying that entire show on her shoulders!!"
by cauliflowerpizzacrust January 10, 2020
1. Being in a relationship with a quite female until she revealed her inner emotions which cause a manifesting of false desires.
2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.
2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.
by LightUpTheRoom March 1, 2016
A hairy taint.
The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.
Mentioned on Colbert Report
Can often lead to dingle berries.
The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.
Mentioned on Colbert Report
Can often lead to dingle berries.
by Maxi G March 10, 2010