boomer (s)

Alien beings born between 1946-1964. Sent here from Mars to bring us horrible music, food and culture. They fall into two categories a)Hippie Boomer b)Republican Boomer.(See below) Gave birth to Gen Xers and Y's. They are either desperately trying to hang onto their jobs or looking to retire and send boring emails to their kids.

Hippie Boomer- Smoked weed, did LSD, protested vietnam, usually anti-republican. Now running many corporations and holding most teaching positions in colleges and universities. Overated view of self and relevance to history. Drives an SUV or Volvo.

Republican Boomer- Hopes to preserve the 1950's against hippie boomer leftism. Generally mildly racist and the parent of at least one gay child. Tends to focus on money and politics more than art and music. Drives an SUV or pickup truck.

Mary: Hey, hows it going?
Julie: I found out my parents are Baby Boomers.
Mary: I'm so sorry.

by Melizza September 19, 2005

boomer (s)

1. slang for psychedelic mushrooms
2. a nickname for a (loud) father

those were pretty good boomers you got last week.

i really hate it when boomer doesn't wear a belt.

by blistre April 18, 2005

boomer (s)

Like a hummer, but involving Pop Rocks(see hummer)

Betty lost her teeth from all that candy, but boy does she give great boomers.

by TakTik May 20, 2005

COVID-boomer(s)

What we call babies born in 2021, when a pandemic due to COVID-19 happened in 2020 and everyone was locked up at home or "quarantined", in result sexual activities arose in a home setting or backseat of a car or some wilderness escape trip to some national park (because this was still considered "social-distancing") between partners and created babies and shit. You get the gist. They may have been wearing masks...but i guess condoms weren't as important.

Did you see Kevin's new baby?!

Oh yeah, you mean his COVID-boomer(s)?

Yes, dude I know so many COVID-boomers, it's crazy!

by MellyGumtang September 13, 2020

That’s some boomer

When somebody says something that doesn’t make sense or when they are telling a lie .

Friend: I never sleep .
“That’s some boomer.”

by taythemakerofphrases December 24, 2019

boomer scum

A boomer who expresses negative opinions towards young people, acts unreasonably and disrespectfully, or is condescending despite having much bigger problems than the people they criticize

Boomer: Kids these days are so cowardly, back in my day we rode around without seatbelts and we turned out fine
The millennial driving the car: *unbuckles the boomer’s seatbelt and slams on the brakes, sending them flying through the windshield at 60mph* Die Boomer scum!

by Pyrple November 12, 2019

Boomer Screenshot

A picture from a phone of a picture on a phone.

Your mom sent me. Boomer screenshot from Jillian’s wedding that she saw on Facebook.

by Fosneezy March 20, 2020