An insult created by my friends and myself after discussing and coming to the conclusion that almost all insults currently in use have been over-used and become trite and meaningless. The term bloody cunt rag should only be used as a last resort, an extreme last resort, and when it is truly deserved to in order to preserve its true meaning.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.