Bloating fridge

A fridge overflowing with beer

by PatsyWB November 14, 2018

Bloat Wagon

Wow that factory has moved from the couch.

by Karrde March 22, 2004

Synonym for a penis that is in between the phase"erect" and "hanging". It is hard but does not stand up.

"Dude stop flopping your bloated sausage everywhere!"

"Fuck you, why don't you come suck on it!!!"

like totes mcgoats but when you've eaten too much and can't even move

by tokyo tan May 6, 2010

A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.

Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"

by hurleynator August 9, 2006

When you've spent too long masturbating and your cock is sore and swollen.

Hey, I was pulling it for hours, but now I've got tug bloat.

by Salty Sea Dog March 17, 2014

by Mizz. Stacy February 2, 2009