Blitzkrieg Poop Share definition Flag The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter. Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up. Blitzkrieg Poop by Renter Darsh June 1, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Blitzkrieg Poop mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch