Blind Unicorn
I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.
Blind Unicorn by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005
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Blind unicorn
The act of placing your testicles over the eyes of a woman and having your erect penis placed on there forehead making it look like she is a blind unicorn
Blind unicorn by kinky_kelly_and_the_sexy_stud April 10, 2010
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blind unicorn
A man places his smooth balls over each eye of a man or woman with an erect pens protruding off the forehead of said man or woman, creating the illusion of a unicorn with weird testicle (blind) eyes. Usually includes variations with another man receiving fellatio simultaneously from the "blind unicorn"/willing victim!
blind unicorn by Gary Urbo December 13, 2018
Blind Unicorn Sex
During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.
“...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjob”
Blind Unicorn Sex by Tiddlydinkydoo May 30, 2018
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